Valentines Day Messages To Gloria & Vanessa

Happy Valentines Day!!


Our two favorite M.A.S.K. ladies are very popular and get asked out all the time. Of course, they don't always oblige there suitors and sometimes have to show them to back off. Here are a few Valentine's Day messages and song dedications that we've intercepted, from guys hoping to take the two ladies out for a night on the town!

TO GLORIA:
Dear Sensei Gloria, Thanks for going easy on me last week at the dojo. Can I take you out to dinner to show my appreciation? Do you have a little black dress to go with that black belt? Here's a song I'd like to dedicate to you...


TO VANESSA:
Dear Vanessa, I was really scared when you and the V.E.N.O.M. crew showed up last week. Then I realized, you aren't so bad. I felt all warm and cozy when you wrapped me up in the beam of your Whip mask. Think you could wrap me up again sometime? Here's a tune that makes me think of you...
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TO GLORIA:
Dear Gloria, I saw you waving at me during last week's race. I wasn't sure if you liked me or were telling me goodbye as you sped into the lead. Well, if you interested in talking shop or meeting me at the concession stand at the track, I'd be glad to buy you a chili dog and a Coke. I'd be the perfect gentleman and even drive you home...



TO VANESSA:
Dear Vanessa, I saw you a few weeks ago at the Golden Globe awards and I must say, you looked radiant! Who made your dress? Anyway, I have an extra ticket to the Oscars and wanted to know if you would go with me and wear that fabulous black velvet dress. Here's a song that reminds me of you in it...
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